4/16/2023 0 Comments Biff buffingtonScrodwell Offers Seafood Salad of Options at Mega-MallĮvenhanded Advice from Stop&Chat Deli Manager, Karl Havarti Dear Karl: Luxury Mega-Mall Living and Hot TODdies with TODd Palin For more details on the TOD Lifestyle Mall, see: Have window units in the upstairs bedrooms only. Have pay-as-you-go controls and the affordable units in the Clam Strip will The Gilded Cod condo units will have unlimited central A/C Simply Scrod will The Simpsons Movie.” Although he did not provide a scale model, he said itĪir conditioning will be supplied on a sliding scale basis. Zoning board the dome will be “ bigger than the Boy in the Plastic Bubble, smaller than Residents and the general public to enjoy Zumba classes, rock climbing,Ĭocktail parties, mini triathlons, and myriad Carnival Cruise type offeringsĬonsultant Alan Q. Plexiglass dome to enclose the Rooftop Lifestyle Lounge. Phase two of the construction project will bring a giant Commuters will soon be able to walk from home to work, barely breaking a sweat. In a proactive response to global warming trends, the new TOD (Transit Overlay District) Lifestyle Mall is busy constructing a climate-controlled underground tunnel,Ĭonnecting the mall to the nearby commuter rail station. Looks like I might have to get out of Dodge sooner that I thought. Had I known we’d all still be here I never would have released my tell-all sequel to “ In Any Other Town I'd Be Rich and Skinny”. Mark my words…įloat IPO while paragliding. The world is going to hell in a handbag while the rest of you sit around arguing about your sewers and cesspools and Invisiblines and what-not while drinking your designer water. Switch Chardonnay for vodka and Crystal Lite®.ĭon’t go thinking the naysayers will have the last laugh. Tiffany Lamp (former Queen, Fall Festival of Leaves)Ĭrash diet ‘til June 15. Looks like I’ll be working through those cases of corned beef hash and deviled ham in my basement for the next three months. Launch new hedge fund while helicopter skiing. We asked them: Now that End of Days has come and gone, do you have a new lease on life? A renewed sense of purpose? Did you experience a spiritual awakening? What's on your REVISED to-do list? (Readers, please share your own in the Comments section below.) Our unpaid roving reporters caught up with some locals in the tiny suburban town of Wapatusset, most of them grateful to be alive post May 21st.
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